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50 Best Flour Sack Towels Funny Sayings
June 9, 2023 - June 9, 2024
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Flour Sack Towels Funny Sayings
| No. | Funny Saying |
|---|---|
| 1 | "I'm on a 30-day diet. So far, I've lost 15 days." |
| 2 | "A messy kitchen is a sign of happiness." |
| 3 | "Dinner will be ready when the smoke alarm goes off." |
| 4 | I only have a kitchen because it came with the house. |
| 5 | "Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards." |
| 6 | "Keep calm and bake on." |
| 7 | "Happiness is homemade." |
| 8 | "The kitchen was clean. Sorry you missed it." |
| 9 | "I cook with wine. Sometimes, I even add it to the food." |
| 10 | "When life hands you lemons, make a gin & tonic." |
| 11 | "All you need is love and more coffee." |
| 12 | "If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen." |
| 13 | "I like my kitchen mish-mash...and my puns intended." |
| 14 | "Bakers gonna bake." |
| 15 | "A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand." |
| 16 | "Don't be afraid to take whisks." |
| 17 | "Beat it, just beat it" - with a picture of a whisk |
| 18 | "Out of baking puns. Need to whisk it." |
| 19 | "I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge." |
| 20 | "Life is short, lick the spoon." |
| 21 | "Whip it good" |
| 22 | "Chop it like it's hot." |
| 23 | "Romaine calm and carrot on." |
| 24 | "I can't make everyone happy. I'm not a taco." |
| 25 | "Bakers rise to the occasion." |
| 26 | "I'm grate." |
| 27 | "Just roll with it." |
| 28 | "Cooking rule: If at first you don't succeed, order pizza." |
| 29 | "Cereal killer." |
| 30 | "Simmer down now." |
| 31 | "Oh, kale no." |
| 32 | "This is my jam." |
| 33 | "I like big bundts and I cannot lie." |
| 34 | "Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit." |
| 35 | "I'm all about that baste." |
| 36 | "I'm one in a melon." |
| 37 | "No 'bundt' intended." |
| 38 | "I'm so egg-cited." |
| 39 | "Watch me whip." |
| 40 | "Whisk taker." |
| 41 | "Sip, sip, hooray!" |
| 42 | "Eggs-quisite." |
| 43 | "Easy peasy lemon squeezy." |
| 44 | "I'm a big dill." |
| 45 | "You're so grate." |
| 46 | "I'm on a roll." |
| 47 | "Just beet it." |
| 48 | "Life happens, coffee helps." |
| 49 | "Peas love and carrots." |
| 50 | "Don't go bacon my heart." |
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